I Eat Pussy Too! Where’s My Presidential Medal of Freedom?

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STFU Ellen. Eating pussy never made anyone a hero, or I would be immortalized in marble, in every city. So what if I’m a man, you sexists! I’m still a hero if she is! Neither does dancing like an idiot make me a hero, which is my specialty. If they had a Dancing with the Stars That Are Not Stars That Dance Like Fucking Idiots, I would have a special. Fuck you and your shitty ass show and goofy dance. You have the moral authority of a masturbating chimp. Your biggest achievement will be that you’re remembered as the lady talk show host with the bad haircut prone to inducing grim visuals of you with a strap-on. Ew! […]

“Deep State” Goes Into Full Meltdown After Historic Trump-Kim Summit

Sorcha Faal

The “Deep State” is, indeed, striking back “hard and dirty” against President Donald Trump after his historic nuclear disarmament summit with North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un—with the “Deep State” first having Special Counsel Robert Mueller shock the very foundation of the US legal system by his declaring yesterday that defendants no longer have the right to see the evidence against them—and equally as worse, the Ministry of Defense (MoD) reporting that “Deep State” aligned US special operations units are preparing a “false flag” provocation involving chloride gas in the Syrian Deir ez-Zor Province that will enable them to force Trump into launching a new attack on that country’s state facilities—which Russia calls “unacceptable”, and will respond to in full force against. […]

Russia Cuts Trade Ties With US As Black Swan Rides Coronavirus-Locust Apocalypse Wave Across World

Sorcha Faal

A very concerning new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the unprecedented degradation of Russian-American ties due to anti-Russian statements made by the participants of the US election campaign, says there is no choice left but for Russia to suspend the work of its trade mission in the United States—a trade mission suspension coming at the same time Russia is projected to retain the crown as the world’s top wheat exporter for third year in a row as US wheat harvest numbers continue to fall—and for this year, also, has experts warning that the weather factor, including a snowless, warm winter, is increasingly becoming a “black swan” event for Russian farmers—which refers to a rare and unpredictable occurrence that has severe consequences for financial markets—is now confronting President Donald Trump, too, as he faces a “black swan” threat to the economy and reelection his leading allies acknowledge could present an existential political threat—all being caused by the coronavirus threat that’s now crashed the entire Chinese economy to its lowest level on record—and to make this grave situation even worse, now sees China being attacked by the apocalyptic locust plague sweeping the globe—thus creating a “Global Economic Pandemic” neither Russia or the US can collaborate on mitigating because of trade tie cutoffs—which Trump has now responded to by warning his citizens that if the Democrats win the White House, “there will be a stock market crash like you have never seen before”. […]

“Schiff Lies” And “Nadler Cries” As Senseless Murder Begins Trump Impeachment Death Toll Count

Sorcha Faal

disturbing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the cutting down in Davos-Switzerland of globalist-socialist ideology, while celebrating economic nationalism, barely 18-hours ago by President Donald Trump in what is being described as “One Of The Best Speeches Of His Presidency”, states that more than words will be needed to kill off this failed socialist ideology that’s now turned both dangerous and deadly—best exampled yesterday when a French socialist controlled-court sentenced intellectual Renaud Camus to a suspended 2-month prison term for his daring to tell the truth and say that mass immigration into Europe represents an invasion—an actual thought-crime conviction followed an ocean away, and a few hours later, by deranged Florida socialist maniac Mason Toney senselessly stabbing to death his pro-Trump boss William Knight, and then mockingly covering his victim’s body with an American flag—a senseless killing that begins what can be rightfully called the “Trump Impeachment Death Toll” whose numbers are sure to grow in an American nation now setting a new standard for political polarization and is currently under siege by “the predetermined end of a partisan crusade”—words that describe the socialist Democrat Party battle-to-the-death war to remove Trump from the 2020 Presidential Ballot as they’ve openly admitted they can’t beat him in this election—is a socialist crusade to destroy Trump by impeaching him from power, however, that’s just hit a stone wall called the United States Senate—where yesterday its Republican Party majority quickly sailed through the rules for this impeachment after modifying its trial day length from 12 to 8 hours a day—but not before socialist Democrat Party House Intelligence Leader Adam Schiff lied to the US Senate telling them he gave Republicans equal time during his sham hearings when no such thing happened—shockingly told the US Senate that Trump mounting a legal defense is evidence of guilt—and while lying to the US Senate, saw new evidence being discovered proving that Schiff illegally leaked classified information, as well as new documents being discovered showing that he mischaracterized and distorted key evidence—atrocities against the rule of law followed by socialist Democrat Party House Judiciary Leader Jerry Nadler issuing a threat to the US Senate and crying: “So far, I’m sad to say, I see a lot of senators voting for a cover-up…Voting to deny witnesses and obviously a treacherous vote,..A vote against an honest consideration of the evidence against the President…A vote against an honest trial…A vote against the United States”—a threat immediately responded to by White House Counsel Pat Cipolline, who turned to Nadler and snapped: “This Is the United States Senate…You’re Not in Charge Here!”—that then caused Chief Justice of the United States John Roberts to intervene and tell both Nadler and Cipolline: “I think it is appropriate at this point for me to admonish both the House Managers and the President’s counsel in equal terms to remember they are addressing the world’s greatest deliberative body…One reason it has earned that title is because its members avoid speaking in a manner and using language that is not conducive to civil discourse”—a critical reminder issued by Chief Justice Roberts as he well knows this conflict isn’t only about these socialists trying to destroy Trump, but their trying to destroy the American presidency, too—thus making it understandable why the National Republican Senatorial Committee has just sounded the clarion call “The Senate Exists for Moments Like This”.   […]

Margaret Sanger’s “The Pivot of Civilization” Reviewed

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“Authorities tell us that 75 % of the school-children are defective. This means that no less than fifteen million schoolchildren, out of 22,000,000 in the United States, are physically or mentally below par.”The Pivot of Civilization, by Margaret Sanger. Margaret Sanger would deeply influence America’s infamous sterilization laws. Adolf Hitler, while in prison, was so influenced by the eugenics movement it would literally form the foundation for the Holocaust: the Final Solution as to the question of “race hygiene.” […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

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AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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